Creature
Burmaley
The storeroom dog. Memes with a stare, works by looking.
Burmaley is the warehouse dog, an absurd and unflappable creature who works with nothing but a look. He doesn't carry boxes or count shelves — he simply gazes at you so expressively, so meme-worthily, that the crates seem to settle into place on their own. A rare guest with a face full of meaning, he can deliver an entire report in one long, knowing stare.
His role is to watch over the warehouse and keep order with no running about. Wherever Burmaley sits, nothing goes missing or falls down: his gaze alone is enough to make everything stand still. For the no-rush spirit he's nearly a genius — no fuss, no wasted motion, just a calm, slightly ridiculous, but utterly convincing doggy look.
